jchoyt's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Blanco y Negro]

Masterpiece

I agree that the voters have their heads up their asses on this one. This is what Flash should be. How it was pulled off I will never know. Excellent work.

[Un-named GOLD Edition]

OVERRATED

This series is not all that good. The gore isn't interesting the way it's executed. Pretty pointless.

[Gothboy]

I Don't Like It

I don't like this one at all. It leads to nowhere.

[paid advertisement]

I Loved This One!

This is one of the funniest Portal entries to spring up in a long time. The sound is unbeatable. The art is hilarious.

[Portal Detour]

Just Okay

I enjoyed it and thought it was stylish and well-made, but it's overrated. It seems that if the author has a good rep, their films get more praise even if there are some better ones in the same category. In this case, it is a tired category. Brian put a new spin on it, but it's been done before and this wasn't nearly funny enough to average a 4. That's my point about author bias. If Will Stamper ("STREET LIFE") made a movie about a stick playing basketball, you can bet it would achieve at least a 2 or 3. In conclusion, this was an average attempt at parodying Portal garbage, but it fell pretty short in my book. Perhaps if the idea was more original, I'd be fulfilled.

[How To Make Portal Flash]

GODDAMMIT !

This idiot completely ripped off somebody else. It's almost a frame-by-frame rip-off and it's not funny anymore. Jeezus.

[Make My Boobs 1 More Size]

I Don't Like It

The song isn't funny. The animation is lame. The concept is played-out. Overall, a complete waste of time.

[Limp Cookie]

Dumb As Fuck . . .

. . . But I still laughed. Yes, this is stupid beyond belief, but it still has that strange ability to crack you up. Don't know why, but it does.

[How Tupac Was Murdered.]

A Classic

My brother and I watch this one endlessly. I love everything about it. Such a funny concept. Great animation, too. Brian Beaton is a true artist. Niiice!

[The Hurricane: U R]

Underrated

This was the first movie I ever saw at Newgrounds, and I laughed my ass off. Amazing animation, great sound, superb direction. Deserves to be high on the favorites list.