jchoyt's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[NewerGrounds]

Sux

I can't read a fucking word of it! And all it is is WORDS! Knock up the font.

[Mars Attacks]

Argh

That was a piece of dogshit. Please tell me why it was 1.50 MB???

[Kenny dies]

Crook

There's a huge continuity error involving snow, which leads me to believe that you ripped this animation off. By the way, it sucks and the voices make me vomit.

[Dangerous Olympics]

Hmm

I'm wondering why everyone finds this so much better and funnier than the rest of the monotonous, paper-thin genre. I attempted to put a spin on stick figures myself and got ousted. What the fuck is this?

[5 out of 5 voter here !!!]

Plaidout

Here we go again . . . more Spread the Words.

[Final Fantasy Blood]

WTF?

There's so much non-humor here that it's funny.

[The Portal Potato]

Enough

I hate movies that beg for me to laugh at them. Bah.

[Theatrical Trailer Trash]

WAIT . . .

Was it supposed to be different each time I viewed it?

[Portal Advise]

Not Convinced

Okay, we get it. Nothing will ever change.